Happy Hump Day!

I feel that Wednesday is the new Monday.  Maybe it’s because I don’t work a 9 to 5 and the idea of a weekend is just that – an idea.  Maybe the reason is because it’s fun to complain and blame the problems of the day on the fact that it’s “Monday Blues,” “Hump Day Problems” or “TGIF ‘cuz I really need another excuse to drink.”

Its on these days that I decide to distract myself on social media and receive the barrage of inspirational quotes (from people who are equally having a crappy day) that tell you life will get better if you think positively.  Ok, sure, positive thoughts do help, but when you couldn’t sleep the night before, run out of coffee and bang your funny bone into your metal coffee table while ripping your last pair of stockings, the last thing I want to hear is Oprah saying: “Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.”

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Well I like to have my strength in my dark roast coffee and the only struggle I want to have on a Wednesday is picking the cutest outfit to wear to drink set coffee.  Yes, diamonds are only formed under pressure but right now I feel less like a diamond and more like a lump of rock.

So if you’re like me -and want to keep the deeply inspirational quotes to days that the world seems to be full of unicorns and rainbows-  I give you my kind of inspirational quotes to get you through “one of those days”….



P.S. When the day REALLY sucks, remember to dance it out.