Andrea’s Naughty List of Christmas Gifts

Andrea Hausmann

‘Tis the season to look back on the year and wonder if Santa has put you on the naughty list this holiday season.  And if so, don’t you deserve gifts befitting a bad girl?  Here’s my suggestive list of naughty girl gifts to buy for yourself or to treat someone who’s made your nice list.

1. Sexy Heels


Every bad girl needs a pair of heels that never leave the bedroom.  To bring yourself to new glossy heights, I suggest Chaussures Raphael, 6758 Plaza St-Hubert.

2. Stockings


Whether you like a full bodysuit, or the thigh high variety, treat your stems to a silky experience at Il Bolero,, 6846 St-Hubert.

3. Lacquered Nails

There is a fine art to speaking with your hands and having your claws sharpened is a necessity.  To make sure your fingers have that right sparkle, contact Anne Sophie at Passion Beaute for a private apt.

4. Latex


I have to admit this is on my to-do list to try, but I heard there is nothing like experiencing latex.  If you want to start simple, try Sexe Cite, 6325 Plaza St Hubert.  If you know you like it and you want something perfectly fitted, contact Jared at Poison Candy Latex.

5. Leather Crop

Does someone deserve a proper spanking?  To make sure the job gets done right, pick up a crop at Priape Montreal, 1311 Saint-Catherine Est.  They are known as Canada’s favourite Gay store, but once you pass the leather chaps, you’ll find everything you need.

6. Lingerie


Lingerie seems like a given, but once you check out Agent Provocateur‘s playsuits, you might look at things a little differently.  I’m happy to announce that they’ve opened a boutique in Holt Renfrew, downtown.

7. Pasties

Bring out your inner Burlesque performer and try a pair of pasties.  Keep them for the bedroom or wear them out, Imagine has some for all occasions! 34 Mont Royal Est.

8. Rhinestone Handcuffs

Some people just can’t sit still!  To fix this problem, picking up handcuffs seems to be the most logical solution.  To find a wonderful selection, visit Boutique Seduction, 5220 bd Metropolitain Est.

9. Designer Chocolate

We all know how good chocolate is, but experiencing the spicy chocolate from Suite 88 will add some additional heat under your collar.  And I have to say their chocolate caramels will leave you tongue tied.  Plan that for every box you buy for someone else, you will want to buy one for yourself.  Suite 88 Chocolatier: 1225 Maisonneuve West.

10. Pink Champagne
Now that you’re all hot and bothered, quench your thirst with some Moet & Chandon!
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Leaving you on that most delicious note, I wish you a very steamy holiday season and a naughty New Year!
Andrea Hausmann